We have not only said good bye to the old year and welcomed in the new year, we have also had the split from the EU and all it holds for us there. Our food took one whole month to reach us from Germany. Usually, our food and litter is delivered in a fine flurry of 3 days. But alas, there was a major hold up at the ports and there sat our food, along with everyone's food and gifts for days whilst poor pets went hungry all over the UK. My paw goes out to the drivers. There are no words to express that we don't even treat animals like that! So, to that end Momma had to order some food from Amazon whose trusty driver delivered the next day. Alas, My food was still delayed and I had to eat some other stuff made of Rabbit and Beef. I don't like it, I am well into a bag of the stuff and still I don't like it. My vet says I can not eat the urinary stuff anymore as it is compromising my allergies. Shame, I really liked that stuff and Momma just ordered a new bag from Germany! Suppose it may come in useful for someones dinner?
I have pushed this food around my bowl and seemingly been put on a diet too, pfft. Don't see ManSlave on a diet, he frequents the fridge when Momma isn't looking then won't eat his dinner! I on the other paw, I frequent ManSlave and climb all over him for a nibble of his stolen goods. I am still not eating my diet food and refuse to be entertained by Momma cooing how yummy it is... She sprinkles fishy treats on it to make it more palatable. YUCK. Fish, rabbit and beef in the same meal - do you think i am desperate? It is making me more affectionate though. I can't help it, my purr monitor is all off with this hunger that just won't abate. I am finding I am doing tricks and waving my paw at every opportunity to get snack of anything that is better than the cr4p she is serving me! On the flip side, my allergies have abated too. If only they would tell my lesser spotted belleh the good news!
ManSlave just came an interrupted us whilst we type this out for you all. He was taken aback as he didn't know I actually sat with Momma and fed her lines of text via my beautiful and clever eyes. He didn't realise that I do actually impart the words into her brain and she types them out for me. Well I can't type, how else is a blog to be produced? Filly has turned up in the office now and fancies a bit of blogging... OK, I shall give her a quick go, she does speak funny.
"Alrite me luvves, yer tis, my own blog. Ere, that be rite kind of her. I am but a sweet maid and talk nothin' of int'rest only bout what I have to say drekly to ye about backalong on Xmas day where I 'ad me some good fossiking and gurt noodling. The weather was ramshacklum and lippen so we all played 'ard till dimpsey with our toys. I was rite fess with ma prezzies and shared some with that rite cakey Ikon. I tried to play with that Pearl but she makes me all jopperty, bewaddled and a-feared, I walk a bit ginger about that one these days. I still did share my lot, coz I is sweet and kind. To that end, ManSlave is peelin' teddies and doin' a proper job. I shall leave ye all pert viddy now for the new 'ears. Gurt luvvins from FillyCat"
As Filly said, manSlave is indeed peeling his teddies so I do will depart to see what is cooking in that majestical of lit ovens today. We heard, or should that be herd, that ManSlave had acquired a small amount of the bovine sort for our 'gurt' Sunday lunch. I am off to press my sniffer against the glass and meditate on the smell and beg and plead with my paws until they relent and feed me something I want instead of the dried version!
Tootleloo ye all... Your Queen Vee =^..^=