SPICK AND SPAN

BIRTHDAY WRAPPING WITH LOTS OF FUN PLAYING IN THE WRAPPINGS AND ON THE PREZZIES

The week went so fast with warm days out in the communal garden which provides us with the opportunity to chase bugs and things.  This week was flying ant week and we really enjoyed those immensely, jumping and chasing them as they left their nest in the plant pot. I think Ikon ate too many as he was sicky after eating some.  Not surprised really, they have formic acid which is the simplest type of carboxylic acid with the chemical formula of HOOCH - oh, wait, I got that wrong, Hooch is a alcoholic drink, I think it's HCOOH, no wonder he was sick!!!!  Momma said because he was sick from eating far too many flying  formīcas he would be in great need of an 'AntAcid' so she gave him a little goat yogurt to sooth his tummy.  

On Wednesday, Momma rang the vets because I was a bit 'off' and just wasn't bouncing about being my usual happy self.  I was to see Vet Hannah this time as my lovely Vet Katie was off poorly. As usual, there was a carpark consult and I was taken in for blood tests as Hannah agreed I was pale and that my ticker has a whoosh, which was there on the last checkup and is thought to be linked to the Atopica where my immune system is being lowered with it's use.  At first, Vet Hannah rang Momma back to say they might have to snuff me with a bit of gas because I was so wriggly.  Momma explained that if you talk silly to me, I AM silly and wriggle and go all like syrup in your hands.  So Momma said to Vet Hannah she had to be firm and fair with me and say kinda sternly 'VIKTORI SIT!' - She tried it on the phone and I planted by butt down and presented my paw in a high five.  The blood was taken in seconds and I was whisked off by the nurses and Momma could hear them say "Viktori Sit, High Five." and then lots of laughter as I demonstrated my tricks. I was officially named 'Patient of the Day' and everyone loved me. Of course they did, I am pretty special.

I was sent home with a boost of vitamins to perk me up and my blood work revealed that my white blood cells were high and so was my blood urea nitrogen (BUN) was off too.  I always said I had the best BUN's in the house as Momma calls me sexy arse all the time!  This means that somewhere in my body is inflammation, which is possibly in my bladder again as I tiddled on the carpet on Thursday.  So on Saturday, Vet Hannah rang and put up some Metacam for me to take and already I am back up, racing about and enjoying ManSlaves Purrday today. ​

THE NEW TOY MANSLAVE GOT FOR HIS PURRDAY!

ManSlave got a new Robot Vacuum to tidy up out floofy bits and cat litter which creates much dust for his sensitive sniffer.  It was charging up, minding it's own business when I stood on it, well, it was warm there snuggled in it's nest.  It made me jump and zoomed forwards. I leapt back and then attacked it as I thought how very rude that it should do that.  I chased it and poked it and that brought my daughter, Tyga, and her Daughter, Robyn, to my rescue and they too jumped all over it poking it's tiny brushes.  Even Pearl had a go and later Ikon and Magnus.  We all looked very funny following it about and harassing it like a load of Mongoose with a snake.  We really do pack together in our clowder to help each other out..  ManSlave said it was the most expensive cat toy Momma had ever purchased, Oops!  We were very upset when it was sent back to charge up properly and we sat about staring at it telling it that we are in control here, not some litter sucker.  It is our job to spread the grey stuff about and I can see that the kittens will be spilling even more just to get the technology to tidy up so we can harass it some more.  Watch this space!

Enjoy your Sunday folks. ManSlave has a Tomahawk of beef for dinner. It is the lovely Simmental cows from Kenilworth Fields. Ooooh, more bones for us to chew later. 

Bow down all ye folks and bringeth joy to our ManSlave on his day of birth. From your Queen Vee. =^..^=