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Like butter wouldn't melt. Well I can tell you, it does melt. This lilac kitten of ours can demand melting butter at 10 paces. She can even make melted butter shudder and ripple and all with more than a look. It's all done with voice control. She can hit a pitch so loud and so ear piercing it sets the angels in heaven into a frenzy. I would like to say that she sings like an angel, but in reality, that angel might have spent the night with a packet of cigarettes and a bottle of scotch. It really is enough to hear her through walls and doors but Faith and I have the pleasure of sleeping with her and when I say sleep, I mean lay there with my paws stuffed in my ears. Poor J1 though. He is getting mighty cheesed off with the whole singing thing. Just as his hormones settle, the CatWomen are off again. The sooner he collects $200 and passes go the better!
I am not sure if her voice has actually broken? Faith can hit an all time low, but Gracie can go lower. Faith can hit an all time high, but Gracie tops that too. She really is the master of the voice and a demon vocalist. Just a real shame her pitch is way off and every rendition of God Save The Queen is a little heavy on the 'God' bit! Sometimes Momma takes the Lords name in vain which is a bit naughty because it's not Gods fault but still she shouts "God, shut up!" No wonder Gracie is confused about her name?
Momma has been having many baths recently. All due to this sore leggie she was left with from the surgery. It pains her so much that laying in the bath is a good way to relieve the soreness. It was meant to be a pain free experience until, enter Gracie stage left. "Send her victorious, happy and glorious...fa la la la." and on about gifts and pleased to paw? She never has quite mastered the words and so hums and little and then blasts out "Long may she reign." Momma starts shouting at God again the acoustics are so good in there, Gracie starts on the bit about 'Sing with heart and voice'. It's all too much, the bath is ruined. Gracie rolls delighted on the bath mat, covered in soap suds that are meant to put a stop to such yawpings and all is forgiven with bursts of laughter and Gracie races to Momma and pushes her face into Momma's hands and purrs loudly humming the chorus...
KS =^..^=
I am not sure if her voice has actually broken? Faith can hit an all time low, but Gracie can go lower. Faith can hit an all time high, but Gracie tops that too. She really is the master of the voice and a demon vocalist. Just a real shame her pitch is way off and every rendition of God Save The Queen is a little heavy on the 'God' bit! Sometimes Momma takes the Lords name in vain which is a bit naughty because it's not Gods fault but still she shouts "God, shut up!" No wonder Gracie is confused about her name?
Momma has been having many baths recently. All due to this sore leggie she was left with from the surgery. It pains her so much that laying in the bath is a good way to relieve the soreness. It was meant to be a pain free experience until, enter Gracie stage left. "Send her victorious, happy and glorious...fa la la la." and on about gifts and pleased to paw? She never has quite mastered the words and so hums and little and then blasts out "Long may she reign." Momma starts shouting at God again the acoustics are so good in there, Gracie starts on the bit about 'Sing with heart and voice'. It's all too much, the bath is ruined. Gracie rolls delighted on the bath mat, covered in soap suds that are meant to put a stop to such yawpings and all is forgiven with bursts of laughter and Gracie races to Momma and pushes her face into Momma's hands and purrs loudly humming the chorus...
KS =^..^=
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