OPEN TO THE ELEMENTS:-
After numerous escapes over the last year, the Parentals decided that really something needed to be done to curb our wanderings. Fresh air is very important in any cat house as we do make a few stinkies in out litter boxes! The air would be a stagnant yuck if left for long periods of time and we would soon expire without new oxygen to fill our carbon dioxide filled lungs. I know more about this than anyone and frequently I am found pressing my sniffer under my bedroom door for some kind of relief in the early hours. Well Pea and Venison food is all very well, but the stench it creates is second to non. YAWP!
So look what the Momma found, some amazing velcro fiberglass panels made by Flat-Cats. Now these are genius and much better than the voiles with velcro that Momma use last year, especially as Mr.Zeus had munched a hole in one big enough for a baby Lillibet to crawl through. They just were not sturdy enough for our talented paws to ruffle and slip through. Well Flat-Cats have this great design with velcro all the way around and there is no way any of us can get through that stuff and I have to say, the CatWomen have tried quite hard. We have all resided to just sitting at the open windows and watching the world go by. Only two rooms have been done so far, so by next Summer, it looks like every room will have a net window and what a through draft we will get on hot summer nights!
There hasn't been a downside yet, but me being me, always has to Yawp at something and today it's come to my attention that the Sunday Roast just wasn't smelling like it normally does... it's atomic structure has been altered and the molecular formula of meat roasting has been diluted with copious amounts of
O2*. Well this isn't on! I am going to have to create me a diversion and I think a little CH4** right now will make them race for the door and hopefully leave that delicious Roast unattended just long enough for me to get my licker around it!KS =^..^=
* oxygen
** methane
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