THE OUTSIDE WORLD:-
Things that happen beyond the boundaries of our CatPod seem to be much more exciting than things that happen inside at times. There are Hedgehogs, Ipek the Garden Cat, dogs next door, birds, the occasional mouse and of course ME!
ME, I hear you saying! Well, the CatWomen are driving me mad with their Yawping and Faith seems to be the one who is always snuggling her bottom into my face and wanting me to 'do things' to her. I have had enough and made a perfectly good escape. I took my usual route and chose my escape partner wisely. I chose GrandMewMew!
GrandMewMew found our home very warm and opened the bathroom window a little to get some air, me being a smart boy, heard the window open and waited for GrandMewMew to apply her war paint in the mirror and I took the opportunity to slip through the slightly open window and down onto the roof below and trot across to the gate and down onto the shed and slipped down the side of the CatPod where immediately the CatWomen spotted me and started screaming for me to come back and 'service them'. NO WAY! I was out and about and busy making friends with the lovely Ipek, she let me kiss her and put my paw around her shoulder before giving me a clout around the face, women, I just don't get them. Well, I had me an hour outside in the garden, enjoying myself and collecting insects and spiders. But when I was finally caught outside, I had me an allergy again, something has made me sneezy and made my eyes runny. Now I know why I am not meant to be wandering around in the wilderness - I get sick! But, it was great whilst it lasted and even though I feel a tad sorry for myself, I know that I am one step ahead of the Parentals at all times and smarter that the average cat.
KS =^..^=
Things that happen beyond the boundaries of our CatPod seem to be much more exciting than things that happen inside at times. There are Hedgehogs, Ipek the Garden Cat, dogs next door, birds, the occasional mouse and of course ME!
ME, I hear you saying! Well, the CatWomen are driving me mad with their Yawping and Faith seems to be the one who is always snuggling her bottom into my face and wanting me to 'do things' to her. I have had enough and made a perfectly good escape. I took my usual route and chose my escape partner wisely. I chose GrandMewMew!
GrandMewMew found our home very warm and opened the bathroom window a little to get some air, me being a smart boy, heard the window open and waited for GrandMewMew to apply her war paint in the mirror and I took the opportunity to slip through the slightly open window and down onto the roof below and trot across to the gate and down onto the shed and slipped down the side of the CatPod where immediately the CatWomen spotted me and started screaming for me to come back and 'service them'. NO WAY! I was out and about and busy making friends with the lovely Ipek, she let me kiss her and put my paw around her shoulder before giving me a clout around the face, women, I just don't get them. Well, I had me an hour outside in the garden, enjoying myself and collecting insects and spiders. But when I was finally caught outside, I had me an allergy again, something has made me sneezy and made my eyes runny. Now I know why I am not meant to be wandering around in the wilderness - I get sick! But, it was great whilst it lasted and even though I feel a tad sorry for myself, I know that I am one step ahead of the Parentals at all times and smarter that the average cat.
KS =^..^=
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