FOOT WORSHIP
Non of us are really quite sure about TomFun's new love - Momma's feet! I have tried and tried to tell him that it is just not proper to be a podophilia at so young an age. I mean a foot fetish at 8 months old is really not the right direction for a stud cat at all! He doesn't agree with me and tells me "Uncle Slinky, if I can't get women to love me just by my good looks, then I shall worship their feet until they give in through pain and anguish." He did take up 'chin-worship' but the licking and the nipping got on Momma's nerves, but secretly I know it's only because his breath smells of fishy!
He has been doing a bit of 'Arm-Worship' on ManSlave, who at first thought it was sweet until he grabbed ManSlaves wrist, twisted about and proceeded to 'blow-up' his AirBags and growl. This was too much for ManSlave and has accused TomFun of debauchery - tut tut TomFun, you don't want to get into ManSlaves bad books he has a 'twitchy palm' just like Mr. Grey (50 shades of grey). Maybe that's it, maybe TomFun thinks he is a megalomaniac too. He does have these tendencies which at first we just thought were antagonising, but now, he really is showing delusional fantasies of power, relevance and omnipotence!
Mr. Zeus has been getting it in the neck and poor 'Security Cat' doesn't know if he is coming or going half of the time. He is being chased from pillar to post and then set upon with a clobber and THWAK. Mr.Zeus dare not say anything, because jobs are hard to come by these days and it's probably just the thought of a new boss that sends him running. I think TomFun has sided with me because of the 'Family Business' and he knows which side his bread is buttered (Mmmm buttered bread!) and Family stick together. Once Faith resumes residency again, all the tables will be turned and this little punk will either go from strength to strength or be shot down to size!
Oh well not long on that front, only 4 weeks to go before the house can resume some normality and I can have my beauty queen back again - I hope!
KS =^..^=
Non of us are really quite sure about TomFun's new love - Momma's feet! I have tried and tried to tell him that it is just not proper to be a podophilia at so young an age. I mean a foot fetish at 8 months old is really not the right direction for a stud cat at all! He doesn't agree with me and tells me "Uncle Slinky, if I can't get women to love me just by my good looks, then I shall worship their feet until they give in through pain and anguish." He did take up 'chin-worship' but the licking and the nipping got on Momma's nerves, but secretly I know it's only because his breath smells of fishy!
He has been doing a bit of 'Arm-Worship' on ManSlave, who at first thought it was sweet until he grabbed ManSlaves wrist, twisted about and proceeded to 'blow-up' his AirBags and growl. This was too much for ManSlave and has accused TomFun of debauchery - tut tut TomFun, you don't want to get into ManSlaves bad books he has a 'twitchy palm' just like Mr. Grey (50 shades of grey). Maybe that's it, maybe TomFun thinks he is a megalomaniac too. He does have these tendencies which at first we just thought were antagonising, but now, he really is showing delusional fantasies of power, relevance and omnipotence!
Mr. Zeus has been getting it in the neck and poor 'Security Cat' doesn't know if he is coming or going half of the time. He is being chased from pillar to post and then set upon with a clobber and THWAK. Mr.Zeus dare not say anything, because jobs are hard to come by these days and it's probably just the thought of a new boss that sends him running. I think TomFun has sided with me because of the 'Family Business' and he knows which side his bread is buttered (Mmmm buttered bread!) and Family stick together. Once Faith resumes residency again, all the tables will be turned and this little punk will either go from strength to strength or be shot down to size!
Oh well not long on that front, only 4 weeks to go before the house can resume some normality and I can have my beauty queen back again - I hope!
KS =^..^=
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