THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE:-
One of the hardest decisions had to be made this week as to what the parentals do about yelling CatWomen?
Well, after much deliberation, they will be going in to see Simon the Vet on Monday to have a chip implanted into their little bodies which will induce temporary infertility. Now the chips they will have are not 'strictly' licensed for cats in the UK. But, everywhere in Europe and the UK it is being used on domestic cats and in zoos on a variety of mammals. Kangaroo studies show that it doesn't really stop the hormones in them, I possibly think it's because they are far too bouncy!
Now bouncy makes me wonder if the Suprelorin Chip will work on Lillibet, she is always standing up like a Meercat and bounding around like a Kangaroo. I mean there are no guarantees that it could work at all and they might still be sitting on my head in a few weeks time! Oh, perish the thought. A leaping, jumping Lillibet is one thing and a door climbing, back chatter like Faith is another, but when they get together and steal my hot spots, jump over me, sit on me, rub them selves on me.... it becomes a little tiresome and I am getting rather stressed out about the whole sordid affair. I even showed my teeth to them to no avail and I am the important one here, right?
The two of them together, standing with their heads in the litter tray just YAWPING and sending out what sounds like a buffalo in pain signals to every male cat in the county has got to stop. It is time for action and I will be the first to shuffle them into the carry box, complete with heated disks, fluffy rugs and numbing cream! Well that needle is huge, I am not taking any chances on them moaning about that when they come home!
KS =^..^=
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