THE FINAL FRONT EAR (part 2):-
So where was I, oh yes, laying with my pride dented looking up into the black hole of the roof space quadrant thinking how I could
join up with my CatWomen who were by now possibly in another dimension all together.
It occurs to me that I am not the cat I used to be and I am a bit of a beef cake now and find climbing with my muscles protruding, quite a difficult event, not like the svelt CatWomen who's bodies are soft and agile. I ponder if it's even worth saving them from the abyss at all? After all, Lillibet has probably been assimilated by now and Faith has undoubtedly run of with a drone.
So where was I, oh yes, laying with my pride dented looking up into the black hole of the roof space quadrant thinking how I could
join up with my CatWomen who were by now possibly in another dimension all together.
It occurs to me that I am not the cat I used to be and I am a bit of a beef cake now and find climbing with my muscles protruding, quite a difficult event, not like the svelt CatWomen who's bodies are soft and agile. I ponder if it's even worth saving them from the abyss at all? After all, Lillibet has probably been assimilated by now and Faith has undoubtedly run of with a drone.
I think a little nap is in order..... I drift of and start to dream~~~~~
"Lillibet" I shout, "come back." She is gone from sight, trotting forward to investigate the darkness, her lasers adjusted for such events. She comes across the Reindeer Drone who immediately initiates her into the collective and she grows antlers and a bell, she is lost to us forever, our Lillilonglegs, never to return to Planet home. Faith on the other hand escapes simulation completely as she finds herself a new male friend who she is swooning over, and hopefully their customs of 'head sitting' will be a comfort to her when she is so far away from home. He makes her a princess and takes her from the quadrant in a flash of light. Lets hope she phones home on occasion! "bye Faith" I shout "I love you." She doesn't hear me, she is on another planet!
I feel my body shaking and hear my name ~~~~~
"Slinky, Slinky" ManSlave calls "Slinky, wake up."
I open my eyes to see what I think is a cylops in front of me with a very hairy chest. I make a sort of squeaking noise and nearly wet my fur again. But as my sleepy head focuses, I see not a cyclops, but ManSlave in a miners light strapped to his head and a very wriggly Lillibet with sections of Christmas tree attached to her coat and a bauble hanging from her ear and A most determined Faith trying to climb onto ManSlaves head to get back onto the ladder.
So after all that, I didn't have to save the CatWomen at all and a better guy than I was sent to rescue them whilst I slept. Momma said I was so selfish not to save them and bring them home. I tried to explain about the Klingon, but she was having none of it. "the only Klingon around here." she said "was the type that follow me out of the cat tray." Phaaa, she wasn't there, she didn't see our laser eyes and our warp drives in action and not only that, the cat savior of the day got a telling off for leaving the roof space quadrant vortex door open.
Setting phaser to stun....
KS =^..^=
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