Today it is my Birthday. I have all these things planned as I am 9 years old. Once a vet told Momma I wouldn't get past 5years old. But in a miracle of life, I struggled through and took my steroids like a good boy, but I was getting really thin and quite ill and my ticker became very poorly. That's when Momma met Simon at a Pet Show and asked him all about me. My treatment was the same for a little bit and we sort of had to start again whilst he got to know me. But then he prescribed my miracle drug 'Atopica'. The side effects can be pretty brutal, but I am now down to 2 drops every 4-5 days. This makes me so fit and healthy that i am a new me!
I have YAWPED all day and told everyone how lucky I am to be here and how I want a huge party with all my friends. I want pole dancing CatWomen and copious amounts of catnip and maybe a little Valerian thrown in. I have a restaurant booked and have ordered raw chicken wing tips. They are my favourite. Momma always makes a great fishcake with candles in and I can have the catflap open all night and have as many friends over. The only one who isn't invited is J1, I don't want any brawling.
I can party hard and will live it up for one night. ManSlave has organised a stripper for me. He is so cool. I wonder what fluffy babe is going to take her fur off for me?
KS =^..^=
I have YAWPED all day and told everyone how lucky I am to be here and how I want a huge party with all my friends. I want pole dancing CatWomen and copious amounts of catnip and maybe a little Valerian thrown in. I have a restaurant booked and have ordered raw chicken wing tips. They are my favourite. Momma always makes a great fishcake with candles in and I can have the catflap open all night and have as many friends over. The only one who isn't invited is J1, I don't want any brawling.
I can party hard and will live it up for one night. ManSlave has organised a stripper for me. He is so cool. I wonder what fluffy babe is going to take her fur off for me?
KS =^..^=
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