SUNDAY STEALERS
It doesn't take a genius to steal, but it does if you don't want to get caught!
The Parentals decided that a full on Roast Dinner was out of the window this Sunday because they got up late. Oh it's OK, we were fed on time, I made sure of that by waking them up at 5.38am and sitting on their chests until one of them spluttered due to lack of air - well I am am 4k. If they don't get up then, I sit on the 'full bladder' section and move my feet ever so slightly until it gets the desired effect!
So, what treats for lunch? They had ham and mustard toasties with tomatoes and lettuce. Oh this is good, ham is good to steal and Faith is one top ham lover. She is a dab paw at getting a tasty morsel out from under the unsuspecting noses of those Parentals. She will ask politely for a taste of her favourite ham and when it's not given right away she has a mini tantrum right there and then, screwing her face up and squeaking and stamping paws until she is given a piece. Lillibet is in on the action now and hooks herself a piece of ham fat that is laying about on the ham paper, but instead of eating it she proceeds to throw it up in the air and play with it. I Thwak her and reprimand her saying that "Food is not to be played with". She is such a kid!
I am not meant to have ham at all due to my tummy issues, but I distinctly remember seeing that my chicken tins have 20% ham in them... so why, oh why, can't I have me some as well? ManSLvae thinks I can't see how he sneaks little bits to Faith, do they think I am really dumb? Well, we showed those Parentals how dumb we all are. It only took a small diversion of the phone and then a discussion about who was on the phone to allow us to invade their ham packet. Lillibet was flicking bits of leftover ham all over the place, I was catching them. Faith was just picking out the bits she desired and of course they are devoid of fat!
Well in just a few seconds, we had polished off all of their 'left overs' and had us a very tasty meal. Thanks Dumb Parentals!
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It doesn't take a genius to steal, but it does if you don't want to get caught!
The Parentals decided that a full on Roast Dinner was out of the window this Sunday because they got up late. Oh it's OK, we were fed on time, I made sure of that by waking them up at 5.38am and sitting on their chests until one of them spluttered due to lack of air - well I am am 4k. If they don't get up then, I sit on the 'full bladder' section and move my feet ever so slightly until it gets the desired effect!
So, what treats for lunch? They had ham and mustard toasties with tomatoes and lettuce. Oh this is good, ham is good to steal and Faith is one top ham lover. She is a dab paw at getting a tasty morsel out from under the unsuspecting noses of those Parentals. She will ask politely for a taste of her favourite ham and when it's not given right away she has a mini tantrum right there and then, screwing her face up and squeaking and stamping paws until she is given a piece. Lillibet is in on the action now and hooks herself a piece of ham fat that is laying about on the ham paper, but instead of eating it she proceeds to throw it up in the air and play with it. I Thwak her and reprimand her saying that "Food is not to be played with". She is such a kid!
I am not meant to have ham at all due to my tummy issues, but I distinctly remember seeing that my chicken tins have 20% ham in them... so why, oh why, can't I have me some as well? ManSLvae thinks I can't see how he sneaks little bits to Faith, do they think I am really dumb? Well, we showed those Parentals how dumb we all are. It only took a small diversion of the phone and then a discussion about who was on the phone to allow us to invade their ham packet. Lillibet was flicking bits of leftover ham all over the place, I was catching them. Faith was just picking out the bits she desired and of course they are devoid of fat!
Well in just a few seconds, we had polished off all of their 'left overs' and had us a very tasty meal. Thanks Dumb Parentals!
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