It has been a whirlwind of entertainment here at Maystar HQ again. It comes like that, nothing for months, then a total wipeout in two weeks. On Tuesday the 20th May it began like any morning, Momma arrives in the kitchen to feed us Kitchen Cats and go about her catly duties outside, except, she didn't turn up? She bypassed the kitchen and left the house before the blackbirds were up, carrying a heavy box of squealing and very H'ANGRY kittens. We presume, by the smell of the 'vet carrier' under the door, they were headed for the vets? I guess it would have been a tad cruel to feed the entire household right in front of them as by their screaming they had been starved since early doors, ready for surgeries of the birth control kind.
The following few days were taken up with Momma and I playing nurse to a rather miserable Donna and Marlee May who had full lady speys - Ouchie, I remember mine. Rufus Rex fared better with just his pompomectomy and was happy to play with Svein, except Svein called him a eunuch and SaBreena had to separate them. Much like their Grand Dad Ikon and Father Magnus Rex who also had to be separated after much name calling this week. That all started over CatWomen. I kept well out of that one and will report later!
By Thursday, all the Breelings had bounced back and Donna tentatively lay about recovering happily. Her 'booboo' much more dramatic than her Sisfurrs. She lay, paw on brow, whilst Momma syringed recovery water from a dropper onto her tongue. Pfft, as soon as Momma was out of earshot, Donna was up - racing about! You gotta congratulate the kid on an Emmy well received. Fast forward ten days and Donna was packing her bags and headed off to live with the comedian, Russell Kane, and his family of 2 cats. there is Terry, Roy and Pug Colin and not forgetting a Mini Person too. She made instagram by nightfall with a training video and copious amounts of fun pictures too. On the Caturday, Rufus and Marlee left for Wiltshire to join two large household cats, Jasper & Lulu, that tower over them. They are destined for the quiet life, just Mum, Dad and a new sofa to lounge on. Svein had a more adventurous Sunday and is usually the boldest and bravest of the litter, turned sissy and was beaten up by a young minicat named Rexy in the MINOAN household. A week on we have reports that they are best of friends already and that Svein is very posh when he meows and purrs like a train.
We wish the BREELINGS 2021 wonderful new lives with their hand picked families.
The following few days were taken up with Momma and I playing nurse to a rather miserable Donna and Marlee May who had full lady speys - Ouchie, I remember mine. Rufus Rex fared better with just his pompomectomy and was happy to play with Svein, except Svein called him a eunuch and SaBreena had to separate them. Much like their Grand Dad Ikon and Father Magnus Rex who also had to be separated after much name calling this week. That all started over CatWomen. I kept well out of that one and will report later!
By Thursday, all the Breelings had bounced back and Donna tentatively lay about recovering happily. Her 'booboo' much more dramatic than her Sisfurrs. She lay, paw on brow, whilst Momma syringed recovery water from a dropper onto her tongue. Pfft, as soon as Momma was out of earshot, Donna was up - racing about! You gotta congratulate the kid on an Emmy well received. Fast forward ten days and Donna was packing her bags and headed off to live with the comedian, Russell Kane, and his family of 2 cats. there is Terry, Roy and Pug Colin and not forgetting a Mini Person too. She made instagram by nightfall with a training video and copious amounts of fun pictures too. On the Caturday, Rufus and Marlee left for Wiltshire to join two large household cats, Jasper & Lulu, that tower over them. They are destined for the quiet life, just Mum, Dad and a new sofa to lounge on. Svein had a more adventurous Sunday and is usually the boldest and bravest of the litter, turned sissy and was beaten up by a young minicat named Rexy in the MINOAN household. A week on we have reports that they are best of friends already and that Svein is very posh when he meows and purrs like a train.
We wish the BREELINGS 2021 wonderful new lives with their hand picked families.
Trouble in paradise
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The honeymoon period is over between Ikon and Son Magnus. We had a wonderful year where they got on great guns providing that Ikon was kept subdued and calm and absolutely no testosterone in his system. Unfortunately, the Neuter-UM chip wore off and he became the aggressor and began to torment Magnus. Then, one morning it became a battle of wills as neither would step away from a brewing fight. Having seen the signs before, we all took cover as the snaking wildlings took their weapons in paw, shields up and attack..... Mid flight, Momma caught Ikon but he did a double take and ran at Momma, who grabbed the nearest bin lid and pinned him to the ground where upon Magnus took out a sock filled with rocks and headed full on for the noise under the bin lid which was kicking and screaming under her hands. Magnus went for a full on all out battle cry, mouth like a gaping banshee and snaking his body sideways. Momma took up her next weapon, a bamboo cane. Wow, you should have seen her twirl that thing this way and that to block his advances as she backed further towards the side of the house where there was a bucket of rain water. She had one foot on the bucking bin lid and was outstretched, waving her cane like a Hollywood jazz act towards the water and splish splashing Magnus with it. Hating water, Magnus backed down and now bored and wet returned to his side of the garden. Ikon was mad but confused and was scooped up and swiftly put over the half door of the main House of Fun, very quickly I might add. Magnus was corralled into Al-CAT-raz to live out his days in solitary.
So now, there is twice the work, twice the cleaning, twice the cuddling and twice the bowls, the treats, the vitamin pastes, the littertrays (not that they are using those) and twice the stench as they play piddling wars across the garden at each other. It's a crying shame. Luckily, ManSlave takes good care of Ikon's needs with manchat in a sweet bromance and Momma tends to Magnus with cuddles and kisses even on his smelly piddle feets! Faith sometimes visits them and keep them company on runs about the garden and won't stand for any of that boyhood nonsense either.
It all is taking it's toll on the house dynamics too as often Flaire and Pearl would enjoy girl time in Al-CAT-raz with their own cat wheel and special treats during the day away from the fray of Breelings, Roblings and their prospective Mothers. Never mind. It can't be helped. The house is just a bit on edge and it all takes it toll on all things . Health, happiness and kindness to each other. It's kill or be killed. End of!
Your, keeping my head low, Queen Vee =^..^=
So now, there is twice the work, twice the cleaning, twice the cuddling and twice the bowls, the treats, the vitamin pastes, the littertrays (not that they are using those) and twice the stench as they play piddling wars across the garden at each other. It's a crying shame. Luckily, ManSlave takes good care of Ikon's needs with manchat in a sweet bromance and Momma tends to Magnus with cuddles and kisses even on his smelly piddle feets! Faith sometimes visits them and keep them company on runs about the garden and won't stand for any of that boyhood nonsense either.
It all is taking it's toll on the house dynamics too as often Flaire and Pearl would enjoy girl time in Al-CAT-raz with their own cat wheel and special treats during the day away from the fray of Breelings, Roblings and their prospective Mothers. Never mind. It can't be helped. The house is just a bit on edge and it all takes it toll on all things . Health, happiness and kindness to each other. It's kill or be killed. End of!
Your, keeping my head low, Queen Vee =^..^=
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