Ok, so you humans feel that you have to go on these strange faddy diets after the binge of Christmas, well as you can see, I for one will not be entertaining any dieting to my health regime! I am both svelt and handsome in equal amounts and this is due of course to my stunning physique. Who needs to diet when I have Momma making sure that bowl has just the right amount of kibble in it to keep this figure in tip top condition. No matter how I YAWP and create, I never seem to get fed any more! I am sure that I could squeeze another can of steamed chicken into my temple of a body! Allegedly, I get fed enough for two cats - well that's what the packets say! 2x85g steamed chicken tins and 90g of biscuit are enough to sustain two average cats - since when have I been average? I have a metabolism rate of a Short Tailed Shrew, which passes out if it goes 10 minutes without eating! I can devour enough for 5 cats and see no ill effects at all, well except in the litter tray and that's where my New Years resolutions rears it's head - never step back in the dirt box! Happy New Ears to you and yours.