THE KING WANTS!
Today, I have been non stop. It all started when Breakfast was late by 30mins. At 8.30am Momma Sloth managed to scrape her sorry arse out of bed and finally fed us fading cats. This set me off for a day of making it known that I was unhappy with the tardiness of breakky!
By 11am I had the entire house wound up to a point where everyone was whining for Noms early. Well, I can tell you this didn't work at all! ManSlave was cleaning out the big fishtank and all our eating pens were placed on the kitchen table, whereupon I jumped on them all and spilled all the food in all of them and then scratched and yawped to get at it. This then set lunch back from midday to 12.30pm as it all had to be cleaned up!
All afternoon, Lillibet had Momma's attention and I was a bit grumpy about it, so faked a 'bad eye' and ended up having that washed out with optrex and getting my eyebrows trimmed... so at 3pm I started yawping for dinner. Running in and out of every room, upsetting everyone and making them hungry. We were fed 30mins late at 5.30pm because I had been so naughty and knocked all the cereal from the fridge top all over the floor and proceeded to eat it.
By 6pm I started my rampage again and sat for an hour drilling my eyes into the heads of the Parentals trying to make them relent. By 7pm this wasn't workng, I proceeded to the roses on the windowsill and started to pluck the petals off, one by one, until Momma got up to tell me off, because telling me off from across the room was just making me pull them off quicker. So that she could catch me I made it to the top of the glass ornament cabinets in the hope of more attention. You see at 8pm we get our final small meal and if bed time falls near this we get 'going to bed snax'.
It's now 8.07pm, I am running in and out Yawping my head off and running up and down the stairs between ManSlave and Momma to make ONE OF THEM NOTICE ME!!! I am thumping when I land on the bottom step and I am now going to drive Lillibet mad with Yawping until she joins me in a crescendo of Singing for our Noms. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON... like footballers at at match we will sing until the team get what it wants!