Horrible Horrace and his family are driving ManSlave crazy mad. They have stolen over two tons of blue slate. It is inconceivable really watching them steal and stash a piece every few minutes and now the family is up to fourteen glossy well fed rodents. They also eat copious amounts of sunflower seeds and peanuts. They are the very best kept squirrels in the Midlands! They don't seem to hibernate any more either, they have no need. They climb to their dreys on wet days where they are snug and warm under a slate roof no doubt! Tyga nearly got her paws on a youngster, it ran up the side of the CatPod and she wrapped her paws around it's middle. She was frantic for hours afterwards and the baby squirrel takes a wide berth around the wire.
I feel you have had enough updates for one day. I don't want to tell you about every Maystar cat out there in one day, especially as this blog is all about me really! Just a quicky update on my royal self, I have been on this special diet which still makes my skin rather sore under my legs and it won't be long now to see if I can slowly go back to a food that doesn't make me so itchy as it doesn't all go to my skin, it goes inside too and upsets my tummy and my throat is a bit closey shutty and I keep having slight problems a few times a week. Mostly when Ikon jumps on me and I gasp with fright then that in turn causes a flick flacking moment. Momma dare not leave me. I have access to the kitten room through the catflap and often he chases me to it or waits outside to whack me. I hear he will soon be spending a little time outside soon because he is so bully boy and us CatWomen are getting a bit frayed with his antics. I have a further week of tablets, paste, this food and my Atopica. I sneak about on my belly in front of Momma as she slowly catches me up and I am subjected to the nasty stuff. At least the amount of tablets for my wee reduction have reduced. Momma tries her best and sucks up some honey water with the nasty tasting Atopica liquid. It stops me gagging and then mixes the tablet contents with the paste for a one off entry system. It's still vile - I can't look at her for at least an hour, then I forget and rumble out a purr before bedtime, then get in for a cuddle and kisses and she reads to me.
Today is sunny and bright, it is a definite day for bird watching. Not just the feathered kind but the plucked kind too with a cracking freerange Red Leicester chook. Although, it is rather heartbreaking that we can't have any of it. Doesn't stop us begging like crazy as it's being served. We will be pacified with dried ducky treats instead. bothered? Not really, anything is better than nothing I h=guess and it's like eating the smell!
With much bowing and scraping this bank holiday to all you serfs. Your Queen of Queens - Queen Vee =^..^=