Well it's been a full week since I tried a little 'kitten milk' that I stole from Lillibet which made me very very poorly from both ends all at once. Momma had to hold me up because I was staggering and falling everywhere with exhaustion. You see, kitten milk is lactose free, so who would have guessed that it's not the lactose that makes me react like this but whey! WHEY I TELL YOU! I have never been 'this' ill before. My skin was almost bubbling with heat and all my blue veins were sticking out and my eyes clamped shut. The most embarrassing part was when Momma stuffed a thermometer up my bum to find out my temperature had actually dropped. I mean, why does she do that?
After a dose of antihistamine and a long sleep I woke up and demanded food! YAWP I shouted, YAWP, YAWP, YAWP. I was back up and running again and all they fed me was chicken stew...... how is a man to live on that, I needed kibble and a side of steak! So the allergy was a bad one this time, I admit that it was partly Momma's fault and partly mine, because I should know better, but oooh that milky was so good for around, mmmm, 6 minutes! Well at least all the emergency meds are in the house and I will never again be allowed any kitten milky EVER AGAIN!
Yesterday, we each had a bath, some of it was to do with the fact that I was covered in scabs from my allergy and some was because I had peed on my foot. I mean, I am nearly 7yrs old and I actually peed on my own foot and then all the clumping cat litter began to clump and I hopped out, three legged with a setting concrete bootie on and made my way up to the Parentals bed to see if I could dislodge it. The parentals bed is of course, the furthest point from the litter tray and the cleanest part of the house being lovingly ironed with Egyptian cotton cream sheets. It was the trail of gray cement clumps from the tray directly to my foot that gave it away. I had to admit, when Momma found me, I was so embarrassed for the second time this week!
So because of me, everyone had a bath. Mr.Zeus had a mousy belly, but got a full wash and dry and in my opinion looks a little 'poofy' now! Faith had a stinky bum and mousy feet so had a special 'ladies wash' and poor little lillibet didn't deserve any of what she got, her first bath of feet, bum and belly! I mean the poor little babe just wasn't expecting baby shampoo in all her most secret places. Oh the look she gave Momma was one of shock, then acceptance, then murder in her eyes! As ManSlave said... 'well at least her chocolate button is clean now!'
Now Momma is away today, doing Cat Club stuff and all I can say is there had better be a serious amount of accidental overfeeding by ManSlave and a decent roast in the oven or there will be some serious YAWPING to be done!!!