So it was finally agreed, a lilac floofy longlegged northern roughien moven in with us. He has a very unusual accent and nothing like the "oooh arrh tiz getting dimpsey" tones of my Mother. Momma said that Gracie is a bit dimpsey herself, infact, she says the light has actually gone out! That's mean you know, my Motber is one of the brightest Devons I know and is very health and safety aware that's all.. So this long legged lout from Sheep's town is all "eeh by gum" and larking about. It's hard to understand him at times. Him and Mother had a set to, she thwakked him very hard for being rude and verbally told him off and I joined in for good measure. Well you can't let these tom-boys come in here and own the place now can you? He does of course have a name, Eddie for when he is purring and Edward when he is being a typical lad. He has a posh name too, Peppadora Longshanks, hence why he is an Edward, named afetr Edward the first, the King who sired over 50 children... fitting? Lets hope so.
After the initial rocky start, we now get on great guns and even though he is just a few weeks older than me, I can still tell him I am boss. I like that and it has him rolling at my feet in submission, pulling himself along the floor with his claws and purring up a storm. I think it will be a good relationship and at least it is someone to else to play with as my sister Flaire was sent away to meet her boyfriend, so I was lonely. Everything always works out for the best doesn't it?
We are now as thick as theives and think nothing of racing about and explooring. Getting under Momma's feet is the best game. We don't have manners at all on the stairs and we have so much to learn as regards to living in a house of cats and humans, we are getting there. But this week, it was all too much for Momma and we have been uncontrollable and sent Momma flying down the stairs again, so now we have been banished to the House of Fun for a week or so until things have calmed down in the house and everyone has stopped chasing each other and bedlam can cease. Then, maybe, we can come in again? Another reason is that my Mother Gracie Had an upset tummy and it made her sick and poop. There were tests done and she has a bug in her tummy. unfortunately, we now have a tummy bug too. It's only mild but with Flaire back from her boyfriends and Lillibet immune system low, it's bettr we give Momma's carpets a rest and have seagull pooh wormer spread all over an easy to clean environment. there is always something! Momma said it could be those naughty Horrible Horraces bringing in stuff and mixing with them stinking pidgeons. They carry the same bug and Momma found a Horrace drinking from one of our water dishes INSIDE the CatPod! Momma said, clamping her head in her hands..."will it ever stop?"
Dunno is the answer to that one....
Love from Queen Vee xx