I know it's hard to believe, but Faith is on a diet. You see, J1 had a trip to the vets after his show career and Simon said he was a good weight, a little slim on his hind quarters, but exceptionally fit and healthy. The CatWomen and J1 are on the same food, it's high protein so it really packs on the weigh...if you eat enough of it! Faith does eat enough of it! She had been eating enough for two cats actually and anyone would think she had a litter of kittens in there. This Neuter-UM chip really has thrown her body into 'lazy' setting. Momma 'thought' she was pouring out around 20gms of kibble each meal, but when she weighed it it was closer to 50gms and faith was munching the lot. So in short she was scoffing 150g of kibble a day and then sharing a packet of meat on 'meat night' and devouring a Miamor between her and Lillibet. She was beginning to thud and sway.
Momma trieto decrease the food by actually weighing it out, but still it didn't work, so Momma has resorted to buying a big bag of Porta 21 Feline Heaven FOR FAT CATS! It has taken a week of intensive weighing and feeding and substituting meat & Miamor. She hasn't noticed and even is struggling to eat the full 20gms as heaven is more 'filling' but still high in protein, just less fat. It is working. She has a waist again. Her rexy ripples don't stand to attention, but smooth into her littler body. She was just getting far too soft! But as a bed partner, soft is lush and you can put your head into her belly and float away. Momma said she will be bones soon and I had better watch my floating then.
Poor Faith has always been prone to rotundness, it comes from her grandma. Lillibet, on the other hand takes after her father and is as lithe as a bean pole, albeit a fat bean pole, more akin to Broad than French! So, Lillibet too has joined the diet train. Now, Simon likes me a little more 'rounded' in case I have a crash. But I too have been limited in the offerings. You see, Momma couldn't understand why the weight was staying at the same and then she realised that ManSlave had been indulging us all from the 'wardrobe store'. A kilo of cat treats, farmed Duck Flavoured Moists. It's a food more than a snack and Momma buys them as treats as treats are full of sugar and things, so Sanabelles Duck Moist makes for a perfect snack. But sometimes ManSlave goes a little overboard because that Lillibet is so adorable and she hypnotises him with her dreamy face and loving looks and he breaks and we all get another snack.
Now Momma knows this, our NOMS HAS BEEN REDUCED EVEN MORE - I rang CatLine told them we are being starved of our correct rations, that we have these extra treats instead. The lady on the end of the phone said. "You have food, you have water, you have shelter - what you all are Mr. Slinky, is a Duck-filled-fatty-pusses". Now thinking out loud, wouldn't that be grammatically incorrect?
KS =^..^=
Momma trieto decrease the food by actually weighing it out, but still it didn't work, so Momma has resorted to buying a big bag of Porta 21 Feline Heaven FOR FAT CATS! It has taken a week of intensive weighing and feeding and substituting meat & Miamor. She hasn't noticed and even is struggling to eat the full 20gms as heaven is more 'filling' but still high in protein, just less fat. It is working. She has a waist again. Her rexy ripples don't stand to attention, but smooth into her littler body. She was just getting far too soft! But as a bed partner, soft is lush and you can put your head into her belly and float away. Momma said she will be bones soon and I had better watch my floating then.
Poor Faith has always been prone to rotundness, it comes from her grandma. Lillibet, on the other hand takes after her father and is as lithe as a bean pole, albeit a fat bean pole, more akin to Broad than French! So, Lillibet too has joined the diet train. Now, Simon likes me a little more 'rounded' in case I have a crash. But I too have been limited in the offerings. You see, Momma couldn't understand why the weight was staying at the same and then she realised that ManSlave had been indulging us all from the 'wardrobe store'. A kilo of cat treats, farmed Duck Flavoured Moists. It's a food more than a snack and Momma buys them as treats as treats are full of sugar and things, so Sanabelles Duck Moist makes for a perfect snack. But sometimes ManSlave goes a little overboard because that Lillibet is so adorable and she hypnotises him with her dreamy face and loving looks and he breaks and we all get another snack.
Now Momma knows this, our NOMS HAS BEEN REDUCED EVEN MORE - I rang CatLine told them we are being starved of our correct rations, that we have these extra treats instead. The lady on the end of the phone said. "You have food, you have water, you have shelter - what you all are Mr. Slinky, is a Duck-filled-fatty-pusses". Now thinking out loud, wouldn't that be grammatically incorrect?
KS =^..^=
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