Society is always talking about entrepreneurs, well Faith is no exception. She has recently opened the 'Milky Bar' and each 'Mini Milk' will be available for business very soon. She wants her adoring public to know that she has eaten 4k of kibble to get this show on the road and is now producing thick and creamy shakes for ready for her Bubbas. There was talk of opening early and all us boys getting our lickers round that before the Bubbas arrive, but we have been told 'NO', it's for Bubbas only. YAWP!
Now, I know and you know that Faith loves me the most therefore, if she has only a few Bubbas, then there will be a 'Mini Milk' just for me. But getting passed the Parentals is a big deal. I noticed today, the door board has gone up. This is to stop the 'belters and racers' from entering at break neck speed and getting to the food before they even notice we are in. Like the SAS, we are in and out in a flash. Talking of Flash, Faith raced her self out of the door today, she was headed for the bathroom and the water dish (hers is still not good enough), and there, waiting, was TomFun. He jumped on her and proceeded to 'make out with a pregnant woman'. He got a telling off from Momma and a Thwak from me for good measure, of which he fell over laughing at both, like he does. Faith was ecstatic at the rampancy, how on earth could anything else fit in there is beyond me?
Her most comfortable position today is 'Sea Otter'. She is eating all the Salmon reserves, she has totally lost the taste for processed 'exclusive kitten feeds' and want's only steamed fish, Salmon, Cod, Coley and Trout. Momma is on hand to make sure everyday there is a delicacy for her. I would say she is spoiled rotten and is been pandered to in my opinion. The rest of us don't get such treatment, TomFun is making do with substandard cat meat, Mr.Zeus is back on a kibble only diet, I am on 6 small meals a day, which are dispensed in either a food ball or a 'machine'. Where is the steamed fish for us? Well we do get steamed fish and chicken and turkey - but I AM still complaining - It's my right!