Again, there is a lack of a Sunday Lunch and more of a Sunday express lunch - ManSlave rustled 8 slices of ready made beef from the supermarket, it was perfect, all red and delicious. I however, didn't get any. YAWP.
But I did get a few licks of different things throughout the day. One was the gravy jug of which I got a smarting slap on my arse with the Sunday paper and then I had me a lick of the potato water as it cooled. Again, I got a smart slap on the arse. And later in the afternoon, whilst Momma took a nap, I did have me a lick of strawberry jam from her knife as she slept and just as my licker made for the other side of the knife, a hand came out of nowhere and slapped my butt! How did she wake up? I was uber quiet and stealthy. I had to put my Licker into practice later on this evening too because ManSlave made some pakchoi in soy sauce and he didn't rinse the pan out properly, so I figured I had better get rid of the evidence for him so that he didn't get into trouble.... trouble, down came the tea towel on my backside.
For some of you, you may think that getting my arse slapped so often would put me off using my Licker, but really it doesn't and I quite like it. I run to the stairs and chatter with my bum held in the air for a few more strokes with newpaper, towel or anything else I may get slapped with. I back chat and roll about on my head, all the time keeping eye contact and making the Parentals laugh. I know how to get them going and they are never mad for long. Ok, so some could say that I am beaten and the Stockholm Effect is taking place and I love my captures'. Well, I do love them and love me, even with my naughty misbehaving Licker, it's what makes me unique and purrfect and just the way they like me!