We got news on the ground floor today that we have a new addition to our little Pride. I know you all know about the Bubbas, but we were not sure if we had made it clear that some one might actually stay forever and ever.
Today, the post arrived in Momma's in-box and Momma was all nervous about opening it because it could decide who was to stay and who has to leave our home. She left it for a little while whilst she went over the possible outcome of the DNA sample results. After much shaking and thinking, she opened the letter which read that Lillibet is to stay in our house and the delightful and naughty Minimii is to go with her Brother to Ireland. Minimii has now been renamed Jasmine, which really suits her and Lillibet is over the moon because she already loves her name. Every one in the Pride is really happy that little Lillibet will stay and live with us, especially Momma as they had already formed a bond and she had said she didn't want to leave.
ManSlave said that obviously Momma is going slightly mad as she can hear all of us speaking and heard Lillibet say that her name was Elizabeth even! I of course think that Momma is perfectly fine and glad she can hear us all other wise we might starve! YAWP. He was telling Our Uncle Paul (the holiday feeder) this the other evening and they were both making whirly finger gestures against their temples. I thought this very rude indeed. Especially, as ManSlave was caught doing a rendition of 'Baby, I Love You' in the stylie of Barry White to the Bubbas! Mmmm... so just because he claims he doesn't hear any of us doesn't mean he should drown out our telepathic tendencies with THAT! Although, to be fair, it was pretty hysterical.
"Oh yeah, baby. Baby, I - love - you. Yeah, baby. I do. Yeah, Oh yeah baby baby baby I loooooove you." Followed by kissy kissy noises and another "Baby, yeah".
Paws over mouth for a big fat snigger!