There it was, a special catnip mouse made especially for us by Mc Grumpy & Snuffles and they sent some Kitty Marbles for us to taste - turkey ones! Well, they were all obviously for me and not TomFun, but TomFUn thought they were for him. We did growl and spit a bit over the Molly Mouse and TomFun got all excited and started bouncing around and trying to steal it. I was in the process of making it all soggy and wet and he snuck in and took hold of the corner and pulled. I gave him my biggest YAWP ever and then Thwakked him really hard! "MINE" I shout. "MINE" he shouts and a tug of war ensues.
Well Momma finally intervened and took it away. TomFun in dispute went and peed in the lounge and on Momma's desk and in the bathroom - twice! Oh dear, TomFun is no longer a kitten when it comes to losing a tug of war. He is a big pussy cat with very big air bags! He didn't only have a fight with me but mounted ManSlaves arm and bit him very badly on his hand whilst gyrating and screaming. Poor ManSlave, he is loosing his one and only friend to testosterone overload.
So now there is talk of him and Mr.Zeus having a bachelor pad outside with a colour TV, washable chair and beer fridge, oh wait, I am sure it was the boys to go out and not ManSlave! Well either way, they are to have a home from home that can take any amount of piddling. TomFun just needs his own place soon and if Mr. Zeus fancies doing his security role out there to keep him company, I could find myself inside with two screaming women! I am not quite sure what sounds more appealing as when Faith and I am sure, soon Lillibet, will be sitting on my head again and I will wish I was in the bachelor pad with lads!
Oh and just to add to this Sunday Blog. It seems that the traditional roast dinner went astray today. ManSlave saw a recipe for something else and it wasn't meat! I mean, what is Sunday without MEAT! I will be putting in a complaint to CatLine as I had nothing to YAWP about all day. It was cruel and uncalled for... role on next Sunday please and don't do it again Parentals or I shall make that phone cal