It is unheard of of course and usually I Yawp and Yawp to no avail, but this week, I knew that bone was mine. I sat and watched Momma clean it off and polish it a little and then give it to me for a good licking. Lillibet was scared of it as it click clacked on the floor, but I know better than to chase it around the laminate and took my prize to the central rug for a good chew. Well, I say chew. I couldn't get my chops around it properly and Momma kept saying 'lick Slinky'. I did as I was told and just licked and licked.
Lillibet got a little brave and snuck up behind me. I was a good boy and didn't Thwak her. She backed off anyway because it's a boys thing to have bones. Bones are not for girls. I am the hero of the day. I am the champion. I feel good, I am a happy boy. I am the King!