Mr.Zeus is such a happy boy at the moment, he is skipping about the place, playing with Lillibet and Faith and sometimes I could Thwak that skip right out of him! Momma and ManSlave say 'aw, isn't he sweet, like a little kitten again.' But I see him as a threat to my harem. He is stealing my women and making out with Faith at the top of the stairs, in secret! Well, I won't stand for it. He walks past me with an air of authority about him and swishes his long luxurious tail in my face and I just want to eat him and his fluffy tail. For one, what him and Faith get up to is quite disgusting... they are half Brother & Sister, it's incest! It makes my stomach churn, but I guess she is a proper little harlot and the poor boy doesn't really know what he is doing, never having been an 'actual' Stud Cat! I suppose there is no harm in it really. It stops that little minx from sitting on my head and waking me up from a tasty dream about a little Lilac queen who is fanning me with a palm branch and feeding me dried fish flakes and smoking catnip roll ups, me not her!!!
Well, a boy can dream can't he? Lillibet will be of age soon, she sure does smell good. I can wash her and nibble her all over and Faith sits there with her eyes glowing at me, but if I try it on her she just gets narky and beats up Lillibet. Well, when I say beat up, it's more of a subtle look and a bite to the head and a bit of Thwakking. It annoys me though when Faith sits on my head that I get mad and bite her hard on the bum, that usually ends in her writhing all over the floor and at least away from my head. Sometimes I kiss her all over, but I have to be in a really good mood for that. These women have to remember that Momma is my first love and all they are doing is distracting me from what I really want - Momma Love twenty four seven! But... they are still MY women first!
So I sit here, on my paws, otherwise some unsuspecting SecurityCat is gonna get another Thwakking as he skips by on three legs waving his plume like Pepi LePue. Don't push it Mr.Zeus and certainly don't do that little growling thingy right in front of me, because as you lift your nose in the air to skip away... your throat looks mighty vulnerable!KS =^..^=