The Orb has finally made an appearance this week, it has made all my hard work and effort Orb Worshiping all the more worthwhile. It has been aided by a little piece of Calcite or Iceland Spa. For those following the news, a big chunk was discovered in an Elizabethan ship, scientists think that the Vikings used it to depict where the Orb was on an Orb Cover day! For goodness sakes, these scientists are behind the times you know, we have a heart shaped piece of Calcite sitting in my favourite Orb Worshiping spot and each day I move around following the birefringence, which splits light beams in a way that can reveal the direction of my precious Orb Rays with a high degree of accuracy. Who needs scientists when you have Momma Sloth and her magical rocks.
Talking of rocks, I couldn't believe my huge ears when I filtered some profound information on what humans are going to do under the sea. I mean I am partial to a bit of fish and I find it hard to believe that more scientists are going to scour our sea beds for mineral deposits and destroy million year old hydrothermal vents for some copper and other minerals. This could could prove catastrophic for seabed ecology and the fish I eat. They could be choked by silts and dust making the oceans dirty and raped of all it's nutrients. I think that Huge Fernley-Whittingstall has a point in this Fish Fight thing... Fish should fight for their rights and I for one will be keeping a close eye on the travesty of our Governments race for power in the sea mineral expedition. It breaks my heart to know that they only just found these million year old vents, now some sucker wants to make a million destroying them with their 'benign' methods of 'Dredging'. Time will tell as will my empty bowl of fish flakes. Billions and billions of tiny creatures will lose their hi-rise vented apartments and what do they get for it? Being able to watch their magnificent world fall apart. I don't envy those shrimps or the tube worms, they had better start packing their tiny bags and get the hell out of there before they loose everything!