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March 07th, 2013

6/3/2013

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TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE?

Remember a few posts back when I was meant to pee in a pink litter tray full of plastic beads? Well, in short, it never happened.  Momma tried to confine me to a small pen with just me and the tray, but I refused to entertain her with a sample for her 'Tinkle Test'.  I had forgotten all about it in fact and thought, WOW that was an easy get out of... just don't go!

It's been a few weeks, the CatPod has been made available for forays out on nice days in the Orbs rays, warming our bodies and reminding us of what is to come our way in the way of a nice Summer? I was sitting outside, contemplating and watching the birdies feed when the urge to tinkle came over me and off I trotted to the cat tray where I shuffled the quality fullers earth to my liking and poked my pinky into the pre-dug dip and proceeded to pee.

OMC! What the heck are you doing? I made a noise between a YAWP and a moan because I was in mid flow when Momma plonks a tiny Spode plate beneath my pinky to catch a specimen of my yellow stuff. I can't help it, I am still piddling and close my eyes making this awful sound, I am turning pink with embarrassment. The audacity of this woman is beyond me. Is there no privacy in this world?  If it's not kittens peeking at you in the kitty litter then it's this mad deranged middle aged woman with ideas above her station about how to attain a urine sample when I have clearly stated that it was a no go area! As i have mentioned before, what's in it for me? As far as I can see, only the shame and berating from my peers is what's in it for me.  

When I finally finish and leave her with a mini plate of tepid liquid, I do a circuit of the house, screaming and YAWPING like I have been set on fire... I am on fire, I am enraged and shout and holler for a good 20mins to make sure everyone knows what travesty has been bestowed on me.  Momma whisks said sample to the vets, it tested and she arrives home with a look.... She lifts me up, looks me in the eye, plants a kiss on my forehed and says "you are all clear Slinky".  That's what's in it for me, a kiss and a cuddle. So it was worth all the shame after all.

KS =^..^=


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21/3/2013 11:06:18 am

Well done Slinky!

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