It has to be said that Momma tries really hard to be be a good person and she works hard at her various jobs 'Chief Litter Remover & Feeder'. She always tries hard to please every one and make sure that we are all fed correctly with just the right food to match our tummies, skin and ages. She is a model Parental and an Angel in disguise... But this time she has really messed up!
You see, she is wondering about the 'food' thing and why all of a sudden Faith is scratching and Mr.Zeus is lumpy and what with my tummy troubles (we shan't go into those!!) and sadly, the death of TomFun, it sort of all boils down to one thing - FOOD! Well not just the food, but the lack of fatty acids in it. So we are all in for a huge change and that means a huge wait as the food that will be be on trial is from Germany no less. The samples should arrive next week and then we can all get down and test it out. The only problem is... she has SOLD OUR NOMS! We have just enough for a week, the cupboards are low, she has let them run dry and I can see the bottom of my biscuit barrel. However, I have noticed that a large quantity of steamed chicken has arrived, so I am OK Jack! It's just the others, what will they eat whilst I roll about in my chicken heaven?
I feel that selling all our unopened Noms is a bit rash don't you? What if there is a delay in our new food and what if the new food doesn't suit our tummies and what if we don't like it (yeah right) and what if we don't like the colour of the packaging and what if we can't read the instructions because they are all in German and what if Mr.Zeus throws it up because his tummy is delicate and what if Lillibet decides that she doesn't like fish and what if Faith just walks off in a huff? (she does that a lot) Well I am under no illusions that they will all starve and I will feast like the King that I am!
Until our new Noms arrive then... and if they don't, my paw is hovering over the speed dial for CatLine!