As you know I am a big ORB Worshiper and yet over the last few weeks there has been nothing but Orb Cover and some damp white fluffy stuff. Yesterday, I saw a wonderful Orb Rise and wondered if it may continue? It didn't the damp white stuff proliferated our world again.
So, I ask what to Worship next? I am waiting and waiting here by the kitchen window and it feels I should be worshiping Orb Cover instead of the Orb it's self! In all of this, waiting, I am constantly being harassed by two mad women that follow me around like some crazy fans after their Pop Idol. It is both annoying and bothersome when occasionally Faith takes to 'sitting on me head'. I have tried to bite her bum, but she goes into a frenzy of rolling and chirruping. I just can't win.
Now up until yesterday, I had been a bit poorly (but that is another story) and I had told Momma 'I am fed up with these women sitting on my head". So she made a special extra large paper Icon of me so that Faith & Lillibet could throw themselves at my feet and worship me and sit on me without me even having to be there, leaving me to do more important things like check out the kitchen sides for a missed morsel. After the week I have had, there is no way I am missing a meal again. YAWP!
So that was that and it worked I tell you, they came, they saw they worshiped and I could watch from a safe distance and not even be involved. I quite like my new image with the bright green eyes and yesterday we had a little chat about the weather. He doesn't say much this papery fellow, but he sure is taking the heat of the real King Slinky. Now to see about finding me a valentine for today.... after all this shunning of women there is only Mr.Zeus left. Oh Mr. Zeus, do you fancy a little tete-a-tete over a few shrimps and a beer?